knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
I love Tumblr.
The red light one kills me every time
I lost my shit at the red light one.
Sheer will power
I am adapting. I will be unstoppable.
The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.
That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc
satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent
satan seems like a pretty nice guy
This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”
My grandmother would probably kill me if I told her that Satanists don’t seem so bad.
metatron’s opening is gorgeous he doesn’t deserve it
there I fixed it.
YES OKAY I LOVE KATNISS BUT I LOVE KHAN AS WELL AND KATNISS IS ALREADY IN THE LEAD OK IDGAF KATNISS AND TRIS ARE WINNING ALREADY S H U T U P LETS ALL VOTE KHAN FOR A WHILE YAY AND YES THIS IS SHERLOCK BUT ITS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND SO IS KHAN BYE
Benedict Cumberbatch: I was in the mood for some Khan.
I feel like this would be one killer cross over
Beam me up Mrs Hudson ❤